Janet Napolitano at the Department of Homeland Security wants YOU to submit to a nude photo or sexual molestation: take your pick.

Oh, by the way, if you choose the nude photo option the U.S. government will be keeping a copy of it for fun.

Oh and if you choose the pat-down, just to let you know, this is just one of a few “incidents” involving children screaming in terror and elderly/disabled passengers being abused: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40291856/ns/travel-news/t/tsa-pat-down-leaves-traveler-covered-urine/#.T_R3ktU1m84

But hey, at least you have a “choice,” right?!?