Monthly Archives: October, 2009

National Emergency: Obama needs more power

Key Question: Why does Obama need to declare a “national emergency” over the swine flu “to enable hospitals to handle a flood of sick people when there is no flood of sick people (and the pandemic seems to be fizzling out)?”¬†Answer: Obama wants more power for himself, and less liberty for you.

Low Poll Numbers (but not low enough)

Obama experiences the steepest decline in popularity of any first-term U.S. President in the past 50 years.

Obama’s Communications Director Praises Mao Zedong

White House Communications Director Anita Dunn wants to express her admiration for the murderous Chinese dictator Mao Zedong, who she thinks is just as wonderful as Mother Theresa.

Failed Olympic Bid

Obama wastes an entire day flying to Copenhagen to try to convince the International Olympic Committee to give the 2016 Summer Games to Chicago… and fails.¬†This failure shows critics that Obama “focuses on the wrong priorities and overestimates his capacity to persuade the world to follow his lead.”